Andy: Anyways, oh, my God, I'm married! This is crazy. What happened? But, seriously, life is short, right? Uh, just... I really think you should just do whatever makes you happy. That's what April and I did. We are in love. So we didn't overthink it. I mean, seriously, I cannot emphasize how little we thought about this. Am I right? All right, well, this is a song I wrote for you, April Roberta Ludgate. I love you.
April: [mouths] I love you.

Chris: Exactly. Mortality. See, I like to take each day at a time. There's nothing in the world we can't accomplish if we try.
Orin: I have to go.
Chris: It's been great talking to you.

April: Hey.
Leslie Knope: Don't worry. I'm not gonna say another word. This is your day.
April: I just wanted to say that... I'm really glad you're here. I think you're awesome, and I love you.
Leslie Knope: Oh.

Harris: What's the deal with that hot girl, April?
Ben: What's the deal with her?
Harris: Yeah. Like, she good to go? Like, she down to clown?
Ben: She's married. She got married, like, 20 minutes ago.
Harris: Oh, my God. That's the same girl from the thing.
Ben: From the wedding ceremony, yeah.
Harris: All the good ones are taken, huh, bro?

Leslie Knope: You should stay. Don't go back to Indianapolis. You should stay here.
Ben: You think?
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Yes. It's a great city here, you know? And there are great people. And you've made a lot of friends. And what are you gonna do... Go back to your old job and hack up people's budgets? Stay here. Help us build something.
Ben: I already accepted the job. I'm, uh... I'm staying here.
Leslie Knope: That's good.
Ben: Yeah, I think so. [off Leslie's look] Orin's behind me, isn't he?
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Ben: Okay.
Leslie Knope: Okay. So just keep your eyes on me.
Ben: Okay.
Leslie Knope: Don't panic, 'cause he can smell fear. Just keep talking to me.

Andy: "Hey, Ann. It was great getting together last night. Hope we can get together soon."
Donna: Okay, now you write, "Who is this?"
Ann: Ah.

[on video:]
Andy: How you guys doing?
April: Hey, we're on our honeymoon.
Andy: It is awesome. We're at Burly's family vacation house on Lake Michigan. We're having so much fun, except for, uh, Roberta here turns out sucks at water-skiing so bad. I'm gonna divorce you.
April: Andy sucks at driving a boat. And I'm gonna divorce him, probably right now.