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New Girl: Hubbedy Bubby

602. Hubbedy Bubby

Aired September 27, 2016

Jess and Cece canvas for votes ahead of the election. Meanwhile, Winston coaches Nick on phone sex.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: [on the phone] Yes, hello. I'm calling to remind you to vote for a better America and a vote for a better America is a vote for Hubbedy Bubbedy.
Mary Ellen: Hillary Clinton.
Schmidt: That's what I said. Hibiddy Bibbidy.
Mary Ellen: It's Hillary.
Schmidt: Yes, I know.
Mary Ellen: Hillary Clinton!
Schmidt: And I keep saying that. Okay? Hubbedy Barry. Maria Conchita Alonso.
Mary Ellen: What's wrong with you?
Schmidt: Celery Flintstone. [hangs up] I can't do this! Vote for Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan! Give me that. [grabs another phone] Paul Ryan in 20... 2020, for President of the United States. Paul Ryan in 2020! [grabs another phone] Pau... Paul Ryan in 2020. President of the United States. Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan! Paul Ryan in 20... [struggling] Get off of me! You smell like a wet campsite.

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Quote from Winston

Winston: Look, man... you got to understand something about the long "D". At first, it's very hard. Okay? It's a lot to take. But the long "D" in the end is... [chuckling] very much worth it.
Nick: You have to see what you're doing here.
Winston: Right now you're having problems. I'm not. You know why?
Nick: 'Cause you love the long "D".
Winston: I've adjusted to the long "D".
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Sometimes it's rough. Yeah, can be bumpy road sometimes, man.
Nick: The long "D" can be bumpy.
Winston: Ooh!
Nick: Sometimes there's unexpected curves.
Winston: Don't I know it.
Nick: But once it breaks you down a little bit, you learn to like the long "D". You're gonna say something like that?
Winston: You get used to it is what I'm saying.
Nick: I think I'm done with this.

Quote from Nick

Winston: "Every moment you're on this Earth, is a moment I know where you are." You know who wrote that?
Nick: The great James Baldwin.
Winston: No, you wr... James Baldwin? What? Look, man, you sent me these cards when I was playing basketball in Latvia. And, I don't know, I kept all of them. They're beautiful, man. "I screamed your name at the ocean today, then I ate a sandwich that tasted like your smile."

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: What on Earth are you celebrating?
Jess: It's okay. We know you're voting for Trump.
Schmidt: Not on your life, nor am I voting for that flip-flopping helmet head in a pantsuit. I'm only focused on one election. The election that matters: Paul Ryan 2020.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Reagan's in Seattle. Aly's at Quantico. And here we are, you and me, working that long "D".
Nick: The long what now? We're working the what?
Winston: The long "D". Long distance relationships.

Quote from Winston

Nick: I'm screwed, Winston. I'm gonna lose her.
Winston: My friend, you are not gonna lose her, okay? Phone sex is old school. That's how our nanas got nasty.
Nick: True, true, true.
Winston: They'd be like, "What you wearing, Gertrude?" She'd be like, "My bloom... bloomers. Pull down those trousers and let me see that thing." [chuckles] But... thanks to technology, hmm, there's plenty other ways you can get sensual with your lady.

Quote from Jess

Jess: All right. You all have ten shots and I have one. But, if you share the wealth, then we can all throw up together. And that's called redistribution.

Quote from Jess

Mary Ellen: Try phone duty.
Jess: Great. Quick question. I've perfected five different, assertive, female voices. You tell me which one you'd like me to use. [high-pitched]: Hi. [in a deep voice]: Hey. Hello. [in a British accent]: Good day. [in a deep voice]: 'Sup. That was one.

Quote from Jess

Jess: On envelopes. Really? Ugh. We are not making a damn diff in here, Cece. Stuffing paper. If ten-year-old Jess could see me now...
Cece: You know, she'd be really proud of your knockers. I never saw that coming.
Jess: Well, that's a fair point. I did exceed expectations.

Quote from Jess

Jess: You know who you look like?
Marshall Stevens: I am not Bernie Sanders. I am Marshall Stevens and for the last year and a half, my life has been a living hell! [door slams]
Jess: Okay.

Quote from Jess

Jess: Wait. This is a sorority house.
Cece: It's probably a house full of unregistered voters.
Jess: I hear you, I do, but there's nothing scarier to me than sorority girls.
Woman: [opens door] Hey, you got the keg? 'Cause we're almost tapped and I'm like, "What?"
Cece: [clears throat] Um, are you ladies planning to vote?
Woman: Yeah, bye. [door closes]
Jess: Is she gone? I stood frozen like you're supposed to when you see a bear in the woods.

Quote from Jess

Jess: Ladies! I'm yelling from a balcony! Your female forebears fought to give you a voice. One of them threw herself in front of a horse. A horse!
Cece: Jess, come down, okay? You're drunk, they're all drunk. I'm drunk. We lost the bet.
Jess: This is not about the bet, this is about America!
Cece: [sighs] Here we go.
Jess: Now, you ladies can sit on the sidelines and let someone else dictate your futures, or you can speak up and take charge of your lives. Now, if you're not willing to do that, then shame on you. But if you are, then I want to hear your voice.

Quote from Jess

Jess: Where are you... Ivana Getsum? How about-how about you, Anita Wang? [women chuckling]
Cece: Show your face, Melanie Fart. Where you at? Are you serious? We had a real moment.
Jess: How about, um... Babaloo Softlock?
Cece: Holden D. Cankles, where...
Woman: [o.s.] I'm here!
Jess: Burt Tacomeat?
Cece: Jackie Rectum?
Jess: Boobs Gargler?
Cece: Diaria Jones?
Jess: Oprahs' friend Gayle?
Cece: Yaseen Maboobs?
Jess: Claude Balls?
Woman 2: [o.s.] Here!
Jess: Well, I'm booze girl, and booze girl wants to hear... your voices!
All [chanting]: Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl!
Jess: All right, now I need your real signatures!
Cece: The forms are all filled up.
Jess: Well, then let's march to the headquarters!

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: No, okay, look, Jess, Jess, I know school is your life, okay, and I respect that, you know that I do, but we're different people. I don't want to be stuck in a classroom. I want to be out in the world working with people. I just really need you both to support me.
Schmidt: I support you. I will always support you. I mean, this sort of ruins my dream of... taking you in a dorm room, but...
Cece: A dorm room? Did you think I was gonna move out?
Schmidt: I thought...


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