Madge: I don't understand.
Adrian Monk: Half a boxful. It's an unusual phrase. Then I remembered. There are six extra large deposit boxes in that vault. But during the robbery, the Russian only opened five.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he ran out of time. He was in a hurry.
Adrian Monk: But it wasn't the last one. The one he skipped was in the middle. Box 503.
Natalie: The money never left the bank.
Adrian Monk: It's brilliant when you think about it. It's the last place anybody would look.

Adrian Monk: Come on, box 503. 503. 503. 5-0...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hold on, here it is. 503.
Madge: "J. A. Guar."
Lieutenant Disher: Jaguar. Very cute.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [laughs] So this is definitely the guy. Good work. We'll come back tomorrow with a court order.
Adrian Monk: No. Why don't we just look right now? Come on, we're already here. Crawley's dead. He's not gonna mind.
Madge: I don't know.
Adrian Monk: Please, just a look. Just to see if it's in there. Please.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It'll just take a minute.
Madge: Well, I'll go get the master key. You can wait in here.
Adrian Monk: Thanks, Madge.

Lieutenant Disher: What is it?
Adrian Monk: Six toothpicks. Why six?
Lieutenant Disher: Looks like someone got the short end of the straw?
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. We gotta get out of here.
[Madge closes the vault door]
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, hey! Hey!

Captain Stottlemeyer: Somebody help!
Natalie: Help!
Adrian Monk: It's no use. It's no use. They're not coming. They're not coming. I'm gonna die right here.
Natalie: No, you are not.
Adrian Monk: You're right. You're right. You're right. I'm gonna die over there. I call this spot. You can die over there.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's it. Monk is no longer the Morale Officer.

Natalie: There's no air. They turned it off.
Lieutenant Disher: Whatever you do, don't open box 444. Or the one directly below it.

Natalie: Captain, what are you doing here?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, the robbery squad was shorthanded, so Randy and I took the call. No dead bodies. It's nice.