Adrian Monk Quote #1887
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Madge: I don't understand.
Adrian Monk: Half a boxful. It's an unusual phrase. Then I remembered. There are six extra large deposit boxes in that vault. But during the robbery, the Russian only opened five.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he ran out of time. He was in a hurry.
Adrian Monk: But it wasn't the last one. The one he skipped was in the middle. Box 503.
Natalie: The money never left the bank.
Adrian Monk: It's brilliant when you think about it. It's the last place anybody would look.
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‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.