‘Summer Lovin'’
Season 7, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 2015
Haley and Andy spend the summer moving on from each other after her failed to attempt to stop him from proposing to Beth. Jay and Gloria are in for a surprise when they try to get Joe into pre-school. Meanwhile, Cameron tries to nudge Mitchell back into work.
Quote from Alex
Alex: Sanjay!
Sanjay: Oh, god. I can't say goodbye again.
Alex: We don't have to. We're basing this decision on a statistic. 86% of relationships end in failure, correct?
Sanjay: Of course "correct." You'd never misquote a statistic.
Alex: And neither would you. When have we ever been in the bottom 86th percentile of anything?
Sanjay: Never. I'd kill myself. We're in the top 1%.
Alex: Exactly. I learned how to paint in an afternoon.
Sanjay: Last night, I developed an app to feed my fish from college.
Alex: If anyone can make this work, it's you and me.
Sanjay: God, I love numbers.
Alex: I love numbers, too.
Quote from Luke
Phil: Why do I feel like you're enjoying this?
Claire: What?
Phil: Sad Haley needs her mommy again.
Claire: Oh, that's ridiculous. I'm just helping her channel her broken heart into something more positive.
Luke: Please, that's the saddest blanket since the AIDS quilt.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Oh, my goodness, Claire. That's one of mine.
Claire: Yes, it is.
Mitchell: Oh, that looks so good there.
Phil: Right? I just love all the colors. It makes me feel so happy.
Mitchell: Yeah. I call it "Rape Of The Immigrant."