Alex: Sanjay!
Sanjay: Oh, god. ­I can't say goodbye again.
Alex: We don't have to. We're basing this decision on a statistic. 86% of relationships end in failure, correct?
Sanjay: Of course "correct." You'd never misquote a statistic.
Alex: And neither would you. When have we ever been in the bottom 86th percentile of anything?
Sanjay: Never. I'd kill myself. We're in the top 1%.
Alex: Exactly. I learned how to paint in an afternoon.
Sanjay: Last night, I developed an app to feed my fish from college.
Alex: If anyone can make this work, it's you and me.
Sanjay: God, I love numbers.
Alex: I love numbers, too.