‘Knock 'Em Down’
Season 6, Episode 20 - Aired April 22, 2015
Jay agrees to be a substitute on Cameron's bowling team, unaware it's an all gay league. Phil and Claire bond with their neighbors Ronnie and Amber over a shared distaste for a neighbor's phallic statue. Meanwhile, Gloria and Mitch try to hold onto their youth when they join Haley on a night out.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Hey, when did you get back?
Haley: Like an hour ago.
Mitchell: Oh, really? I must have grabbed a little disco nap.
Haley: I don't know what that means.
Quote from Gloria
Mitchell: Let's do this! Let's do this! Let's do this! ... I can't do this.
Gloria: Me either. We're almost 50!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, Buddy.
Amber: Oh, don't call a cop "buddy." They hate that.
Phil: No, that's his name. I sold him a condo.
Buddy: Phil?
Phil: Yeah, Buddy. The four of us were at dinner. I can vouch for it. If you're looking to solve a crime, this one here had red wine with fish.
Quote from Luke
Alex: It's unbelievable.
Mom and Dad are sitting outside with the neighbors they used to hate yukking it up like they're all best friends.
And why?
Luke: Because there's wine?
Alex: No. Because of art. That statue that was so offensive provoked a conversation. That's what art does. It brings people together.
Luke: Even if it's gross?
Alex: One person's gross is another person's beautiful.
Luke: Wow. That's really powerful. Do you think this could bring people together? It's a self-portrait of my junk.
Alex: Never speak to me again.
Luke: Hypocrite!