‘Grill, Interrupted’
Season 6, Episode 19 - Aired April 1, 2015
As the family gathers to celebrate Jay's birthday, Phil is desperate to impress his father-in-law with a high-tech outdoor grill. As Cameron tries to hide an extravagant purchase from Mitchell, he and Claire commit to repaying money their father money he lent them for their house deposits. Meanwhile, Andy plans to tell Haley how he feels about her.
Quote from Claire
Claire: There she is our little genius. She just got accepted to Caltech.
Mitchell: Oh, that's amazing.
Alex: It's not that big of a deal.
Claire: It's a huge deal! That school pumps out Nobel Prize winners the way my school pumped out stomachs.
Quote from Andy
Haley: How you feeling?
Andy: Better. Turns out you don't even need an appendix. I don't even miss it anymore. It's like Circuit City.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: I mean, what kind of store policy is that? I-I can't return a coat that I put on one time at home?
Lily: Getting out of the shower.
Cameron: Yeah, you didn't help by pointing that out.
Quote from Luke
Manny: If I'm reading this properly I'm supposed to put a lime in your mouth, salt on your stomach and drink it out of your belly button.
Luke: [cork pops] You wish.
Quote from Jay
Phil: Oh, hey. I got it lit.
Jay: I could feel it inside the house. They're gonna need dental records to identify those chickens.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Oh, hey! Is there a future doctor in the house?
Alex: Yeah, I think he's upstairs feeling up Haley.
Claire: No, you, Alex Einstein.
Alex: Whatever you're doing, please stop.
Quote from Andy
Haley: What's with the robe, Hef?
Andy: I don't know who that is but I took off my shirt to protect it from Splash Gordon over here.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Wow. This looks bad. And this looks even worse. But there's a perfectly good explanation.
Will: Hey, babe. You spill something on your dress?
Andy: Really? That was your first guess?
Haley: Yeah, I was giving Andy a juice box.
Andy: Mm. Not to drink because I'm a man.
Quote from Andy
Will: I've been watching the two of you, and it's pretty obvious.
Andy: Finally.
Will: You know how to make her laugh. Anyway, I got Haley a little gift, and I want to write something cute on the card. I thought you could help me, because-
Andy: Because you're not good with words.
Will: Well, I'm a doctor. I can't admit I'm not good at something. But please?
Andy: Yeah. Fine. Just write how you feel. Something like "Dear Haley, I know how eyes work but I never knew how they sparkled until I-"
Will: That could be macular degeneration.
Andy: Just write.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I forgot to give Grandpa his birthday crown.
Mitchell: Wait a minute. What's this? Uh, does Lily have a fur?
Lily: Oh, boy.