‘Baby on Board’
Season 3, Episode 24 - Aired May 23, 2012
Mitchell and Cameron ask Gloria to help translate when they travel to Calexico in the hopes of finally adopting a baby. Jay and Manny are left to look after Lily, who is taking part in a big dance recital. Meanwhile, Claire and Phil are proud parents when they send Alex to prom and Haley seems to be taking charge of her life.
Quote from Haley
Haley: You're never gonna believe it! You're never gonna believe it! You're never gonna believe it! Guess who got a job! I did! Oh, shoot. I just told you.
Quote from Haley
Claire: You got a job! And what is all this?
Haley: I stopped by the grocery store to get some stuff for dinner.
Claire: You know where the grocery store is?
Haley: Yes, mother. I'm celebrating by making dinner for me and Dylan tonight. Would you and dad like to join us?
Claire: [lowered voice] What's happening?
Phil: [whispers] I don't know.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, you look adorable!
Alex: "Adorable"? I'm not a puppy.
Claire: Oh, honey, it was meant as a compliment.
Phil: Claire, I got this. Honey, you look super sexy.
Alex: Ew.
Phil: Well, we tried everything.
Quote from Alex
Alex: Okay, I think you got the picture.
Phil: Well, you guys have fun.
Claire: Do you want me to touch up your hair, honey?
Michael: Oh, no, I'm good.
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: Ay, please just drive straighter.
Cameron: Oh, sorry. Are my pinkies up again? I- They do that when I get excited. Down, girls!
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, I'm just so glad we met after that.
Phil: Oh. Me, too. Wonder what ever happened to Angela?
Dylan: You don't know?
Phil: I haven't seen her in over 20 years, but that's what's special about prom. No matter what, [British accent] The Lady Wilkins and I will always have that night.
Quote from Luke
Claire: What kind of day is this? Cam and Mitch get a new son, we get a new daughter.
Phil: That was really fun, you guys.
Dylan: Yeah, and next time, we'll just do it at our place.
Luke: I'm in. Just give me a heads-up.
Quote from Gloria
Juanita: ¡Hola!
Mitchell: Hi.
Juanita: Mitchell y Cameron?
Gloria: Ah, she says, "Hello, Mitch and Cameron."
Cameron: I think we got that.
Gloria: Ay, you brought me here.
Quote from Cameron
Juanita: El bebé nació hace media hora y se encuentra perfectamente de salud. Siete libras con cuatro onzas. Es hermoso, tiene el pelo grueso y los ojos grandes y cafecitos.
Gloria: Ay, ¡qué bueno! [laughs] Did you get that, too?
Cameron: Yeah, a lot of it.
Quote from Gloria
Mitchell: Gloria, what's going on?
Gloria: I don't know. The priest comes with great warning.
Cameron: That can't be good.
Gloria: Shh! Something about the grandmother. She's sick.
Both: Oh.
Gloria: But now she's better.
Both: Oh.
Gloria: And now she knows!