Previous Episode Next Episode 
Baby on Board

‘Baby on Board’

Season 3, Episode 24 - Aired May 23, 2012

Mitchell and Cameron ask Gloria to help translate when they travel to Calexico in the hopes of finally adopting a baby. Jay and Manny are left to look after Lily, who is taking part in a big dance recital. Meanwhile, Claire and Phil are proud parents when they send Alex to prom and Haley seems to be taking charge of her life.

Quote from Manny

Dance Teacher: Oh, no. It's really important for Lily's self-esteem that she go on. I think one of you should talk to her.
Manny: You know she stinks, right?
Dance Teacher: [to Jay] And I think it should be you.


Quote from Luke

Dylan: Do you think that this is gonna work out?
Luke: Yes. Well, for my parents, I mean. For you? No.
Dylan: God. I just wanna live with Haley so bad. It's like, I missed all this time with her in Wyoming. Then I thought I was gonna lose her again to college.
Luke: Don't worry. I got your back, buddy. That's not gonna happen.
Dylan: What does that mean?
Luke: Dylan, shut the door. [Dylan closes the closet door] The bedroom door.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: Excuse me. Excuse me. Okay. We're very confused. Can somebody please just tell us what's happening?
Gloria: Somebody told the grandmother about the baby, and she wasn't supposed to know. [lowered voice] If you ask me, it was the sexy priest.
Ranch Hand: Enough! It wasn't the priest. It was me.
Nurse: Eduardo! Oh! [collapses]
Mitchell: What's happening?
Ranch Hand: Yes, I am alive. And I may be just a ranch hand, but I'm the one that told your abuela about the baby. I told her because I swore to your mother to look after your family. Your mother, was my lover.

Quote from Gloria

Mitchell: Can we please just see our baby?
Abuela: No!
Both: ¿Abuela? - ¿Abuela?
Abuela: ¿Cómo te atreves a ocultar esto de mí? El bebé es mi familia, y no va a ser educado por extraños.
Gloria: She's saying that she's going to raise the baby.

Quote from Dylan

Claire: Honey, listen, the point is, the choices you make today-
Haley: No, no, the point is, is that it doesn't have to turn out so bad.
Dylan: She's right. It doesn't. Luke?
Luke: This came yesterday.
Haley: What is it?
Dylan: It's from that college. You got in, Haley.

Quote from Dylan

Claire: It came yest- Yesterday? Luke, why were you hiding this?
Luke: I don't know.
Haley: Do you not want her to go to college?
Luke: I don't care.
Haley: Aw! You're gonna miss me!
Luke: Shut up! I am not! [to Dylan] I'm never telling you anything again.
Dylan: Sorry, little dude, but she's gotta go to college, even if that means that she can't live with me.
Claire: Oh, Dylan.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: [aside to camera] There's certain moments in life that you never forget, like when I held Manny in my arms for the very first time. I was nervous. I didn't know what I was doing. And I was so excited to see him grow up. And the more he becomes the little man I know today, the more I know I would do it all over again. Which is good, because I'm going to do it all over again. Turns out that I wasn't carsick. I'm pregnant.

Quote from Manny

Jay: She's asleep. I tell you, kid, I'm too old for this.
Manny: You and me both.

 Page 4