Craig Quote #66
Quote from Craig in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Craig: Look, I've only got two minutes. A woman thinks I'm looking in the stock room for a humidifier. Now, I want you to listen to this tape and tell me whether you think it's better to go ELO-Kansas-Doobies or Doobies-Kansas-ELO. I'm not telling you which one I'm voting for.
Reese: What are you talking about?
Craig: The mix tape! For our date! Didn't you get my e-mails or phone messages or the notes I left under your door?
Reese: No, I have a lot of homework to do during the week, and I can't really spend-
Craig: Look, just listen to it tonight and get back to me with your top four choices. Now, what do you think for a shirt? I like the blue, but I'm worried the open-collar look is a bit racy.
Reese: You don't have any pants on!
Craig: That's what these are for. I want you to pick your favorites separately, Then we'll decide what goes together.
Reese: Whatever.
Craig: [giggles] I am going to call you a million times before Saturday. I haven't been this excited in years. Now I know why people look forward to weekends. [giggles]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.