Malcolm Quote #397
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Nicki: So then what happens is I'm sitting there eating my lunch when Carla comes up to me and she's completely furious at me because Cody dumped her. I mean, yeah, I'm the one who set then up, but does that make it my responsibility?
Malcolm: [inner monologue] Why are you asking me? I don't even know these people. [Malcolm shrugs]
Nicki: I know, I know. I can see her side, too, but she was completely screaming at me. And now I feel bad because she was crying, and I just kept thinking, "Did I do something so totally wrong?"
Malcolm: [inner monologue] I honestly don't care. My parents are going to be home any minute. Can we please start making out while we still have time? [out loud] Uh-uh.
Nicki: Oh, Malcolm, thank you so much. I'm so lucky to have you. You make me feel so good.
Malcolm: [inner monologue] Wow, this is fantastic. I'm never going to say what's on my mind ever again. All I have to do is keep my mouth shut. Just not say a word and let her do all the talking and...
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.