Nicki: So then what happens is I'm sitting there eating my lunch when Carla comes up to me and she's completely furious at me because Cody dumped her. I mean, yeah, I'm the one who set then up, but does that make it my responsibility?
Malcolm: [inner monologue] Why are you asking me? I don't even know these people. [Malcolm shrugs]
Nicki: I know, I know. I can see her side, too, but she was completely screaming at me. And now I feel bad because she was crying, and I just kept thinking, "Did I do something so totally wrong?"
Malcolm: [inner monologue] I honestly don't care. My parents are going to be home any minute. Can we please start making out while we still have time? [out loud] Uh-uh.
Nicki: Oh, Malcolm, thank you so much. I'm so lucky to have you. You make me feel so good.
Malcolm: [inner monologue] Wow, this is fantastic. I'm never going to say what's on my mind ever again. All I have to do is keep my mouth shut. Just not say a word and let her do all the talking and...