Lois Quote #741
Quote from Lois in Rollerskates
Hal: You have to admit, it is kind of funny. Yelling so loud you actually throw out your back. Just try to relax. Got the baby monitor all set up here. Now, if you need anything, just holler - but not too loud - and I will get on it. [puts blanket over Lois's legs]
Lois: [shrieks] Oh, God.
Hal: Sorry.
Lois: Oh, God.
Hal: Lois, why don't you just take the pain medicine the doctor gave you?
Lois: Because they make me loopy. I will not have this house come crashing down around me because I'm hopped up on goofballs.
Reese: Mom, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
Lois: Oh, Reese, come to Mama. [Reese leans in] Closer, sweetheart. [Lois grabs Reese by the collar] Are you happy you crippled your mother?
Reese: Mom.
Lois: Are you?!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Rollerskates’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: This isn't fair.
Malcolm: Yes, it is. It's absolutely fair.
Dewey: I'm getting hungry.
Malcolm: We're doing it my way.
Dewey: They're getting cold.
Malcolm: Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not?
Reese: You have more than me.
Malcolm: No, I don't. We all have 29 inches of fries so far. I have two four-inchers, five three-inchers and three two-inchers. You have five five-inchers and a four-incher. They're exactly the same. [Dewey puts a fry in his mouth] Dewey. Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile. 117 minus 3 times 29 divided by 3 minus... We each take a two-inch bite out of this one. [to camera] Last week we had curly fries. It took us three hours.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Boys, they're called Gut-Busters. They take a sausage, stuff it with cheese, wrap it with bacon and shove it in that deep-fat fryer full of lard. They're indescribable. Bon appetit.