Quote from Malcolm in Rollerskates
Reese: This isn't fair. Malcolm: Yes, it is. It's absolutely fair. Dewey: I'm getting hungry. Malcolm: We're doing it my way. Dewey: They're getting cold. Malcolm: Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not? Reese: You have more than me. Malcolm: No, I don't. We all have 29 inches of fries so far. I have two four-inchers, five three-inchers and three two-inchers. You have five five-inchers and a four-incher. They're exactly the same. [Dewey puts a fry in his mouth] Dewey. Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile. 117 minus 3 times 29 divided by 3 minus... We each take a two-inch bite out of this one. [to camera] Last week we had curly fries. It took us three hours.