Hal: You have to admit, it is kind of funny. Yelling so loud you actually throw out your back. Just try to relax. Got the baby monitor all set up here. Now, if you need anything, just holler - but not too loud - and I will get on it. [puts blanket over Lois's legs]
Lois: [shrieks] Oh, God.
Hal: Sorry.
Lois: Oh, God.
Hal: Lois, why don't you just take the pain medicine the doctor gave you?
Lois: Because they make me loopy. I will not have this house come crashing down around me because I'm hopped up on goofballs.
Reese: Mom, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
Lois: Oh, Reese, come to Mama. [Reese leans in] Closer, sweetheart. [Lois grabs Reese by the collar] Are you happy you crippled your mother?
Reese: Mom.
Lois: Are you?!