Hal Quote #371
Quote from Hal in Malcolm Holds His Tongue
[fantasy:]
Officer: It's only a matter of time till we're surrounded. Now, we've got to get word to Allied Command, but any radio messages will be intercepted.
General: You think I don't know that? I've sent for our secret weapon.
Hal: [panting] You called for me, sir?
General: Corporal. I don't need to tell you the fate of the entire free world depends on you delivering this message to Allied Command by morning.
Officer: My God, that's 60 miles away.
Hal: I'll say hello to the boys at HQ for you over waffles, sir.
General: Let's just thank God he's on our side.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Holds His Tongue’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Malcolm: What the hell is wrong with me?! Why can't I just learn to shut up?
Stevie: We're... the same. We speak... before... we think.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: A peptic ulcer? How did you manage to get a peptic ulcer? The doctor said you have the stomach lining of a 60-year-old air traffic controller. You are a teenager, for God's sake. What do you have to be stressed about?!
Malcolm: For your information, I just spent the past three hours on a gurney next to a guy who is still trying to smoke out of the hole in his neck. And the jackass who put in this I.V. couldn't find a vein with two hands and a flashlight! My call button doesn't work! These stupid sheets are itchy. There's only one channel on the TV. And what's this about a bedpan?!
Quote from Hal
Hal: "...and everyone but the rabbit lived happily ever after." And the moral of that fable, son, is that turtles are pathological liars who won't give you their gold.
Dewey: Got it.
[Hal is mesmerized as he sees a power walking team pass through the park]
Dewey: Dad?
Hal: It's like watching the gods return to Olympus.