[fantasy:]
Officer: It's only a matter of time till we're surrounded. Now, we've got to get word to Allied Command, but any radio messages will be intercepted.
General: You think I don't know that? I've sent for our secret weapon.
Hal: [panting] You called for me, sir?
General: Corporal. I don't need to tell you the fate of the entire free world depends on you delivering this message to Allied Command by morning.
Officer: My God, that's 60 miles away.
Hal: I'll say hello to the boys at HQ for you over waffles, sir.
General: Let's just thank God he's on our side.