Lois Quote #86
Quote from Lois in Rollerskates
Lois: [on the phone] Where was I? Francis? W-Where?
Francis: Your back.
Lois: Oh, yeah. So they say that my fourth and fifth vertebrae are out of alignment. Apparently my shoulder muscles are asymmetrical. I mean, did you ever hear of such a thing? They say it's genetic. It's the first case of scream-induced back trauma they've ever seen. I swear, they paraded every Tom, Dick and Harry through that room to look at me. And me, I'm just lying there with that little flimsy paper thing on me with my rear end flapping in the breeze for all the world to see.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Rollerskates’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: This isn't fair.
Malcolm: Yes, it is. It's absolutely fair.
Dewey: I'm getting hungry.
Malcolm: We're doing it my way.
Dewey: They're getting cold.
Malcolm: Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not?
Reese: You have more than me.
Malcolm: No, I don't. We all have 29 inches of fries so far. I have two four-inchers, five three-inchers and three two-inchers. You have five five-inchers and a four-incher. They're exactly the same. [Dewey puts a fry in his mouth] Dewey. Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile. 117 minus 3 times 29 divided by 3 minus... We each take a two-inch bite out of this one. [to camera] Last week we had curly fries. It took us three hours.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Boys, they're called Gut-Busters. They take a sausage, stuff it with cheese, wrap it with bacon and shove it in that deep-fat fryer full of lard. They're indescribable. Bon appetit.