Lois: [on the phone] Where was I? Francis? W-Where?
Francis: Your back.
Lois: Oh, yeah. So they say that my fourth and fifth vertebrae are out of alignment. Apparently my shoulder muscles are asymmetrical. I mean, did you ever hear of such a thing? They say it's genetic. It's the first case of scream-induced back trauma they've ever seen. I swear, they paraded every Tom, Dick and Harry through that room to look at me. And me, I'm just lying there with that little flimsy paper thing on me with my rear end flapping in the breeze for all the world to see.