Logan: What do you know about this game?
Rory: Um, just what I've seen on T.V. The Odd Couple.
Logan: What?
Rory: Quincy played it, but he wasn't called Quincy. Um, Oscar and Felix. Felix didn't play it. Tony Randall, he cooked for them sometimes.
Logan: I am so lost.
Rory: I know a little.
Logan: Well, if you know anything, you know I need a jack or a ten.

Rory: So, I put all the things you will definitely need within easiest reach - water, basic foodstuffs - then, the things that you have to reach for or stand up for recede in order of frequency of use. It's not a science, but I did the best I could.
Lorelai: Well, I'm loving the cereal combo.
Rory: Five different kinds, three sweetened, with a mix of non-fat milk and half and half. It's a Paris recipe.

Rory: Oh, and I've checked in with Sookie.
Lorelai: Oh, good.
Rory: The party for the little girls and their dolls? Michel apparently really came through and it was a big hit.
He sang a medley from Annie.
Lorelai: He pulled out the big guns. Good.

Lorelai: You got my message.
Luke: Yeah, I was home and I couldn't reach the phone, so I ran over here. I knocked, there was no answer, so I tried the loose window, but I fixed that last week, and then I realized I fixed all the stupid ways there were to get in your house, and I broke the back door lock and I ran inside and you weren't there.
Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Luke: It's okay, I can fix it.
Lorelai: I'm so sorry, Luke. I will never do this to you ever again. I am absolutely humiliated. I was hurting, and I knew if I called you you'd come. I never should have done that.
Luke: It's okay.
Lorelai: No, it's not okay. It's not okay. I am not that girl. I am not the one who cries and falls apart and calls her ex-boyfriend to come and save her. Thank you so much for coming, and for breaking my door. You're an amazing guy for doing that.
Luke: What's that?
Lorelai: It's the tape from your answering machine.
Luke: From my answering machine?
Lorelai: The last crazy thing you will ever have to endure from me, I promise. I just want you to know that I heard you when you said that you're out. I did. I'm going to respect that from now on.
Luke: Okay.
Lorelai: You should go. It's cold. I'll be fine.

Sookie: The point is that even if it takes forty years to figure it out, there's still a chance for a happy ending.
Lorelai: But that's all they had. An ending. I don't want to have just an ending with Luke.
Sookie: I know, but-
Lorelai: I don't want to have those stupid kids or those ugly grandkids with that loser other guy.
Sookie: You don't know, he could be a nice guy.
Lorelai: Even if he's a nice, guy, he's not the guy I want to be with.
Sookie: You're right. It's not fair to him.
Lorelai: It's not fair to him, it's dishonest.
Sookie: We should name the other guy. I feel like he'd be a Larry.
Lorelai: We're not naming the other guy.

Photographer: There you are. I'd love to get a few more shots in.
Lorelai: Yeah, so would I. [walks off]

Lorelai: What are you watching?
Luke: Something stupid.
Lorelai: Man. They sure talked fast in these things.
Luke: Yep, they, uh, they did. Fast.

Lorelai: I'm starving.
Sookie: Didn't you have anything at Luke's today?
Lorelai: Not today. There's no food in this fridge.
Sookie: It's stuffed with food.
Lorelai: Food that's edible. Food to consume. Everything in here you have to cook.
Sookie: I'm a cook.
Lorelai: Oh, forget it.

Paris: So, you never told me who the guy was.
Rory: Guy?
Paris: The guy you were dying for a message from. The guy who has you yoked to your cell phone.
Rory: I am not yoked to my cell phone. I can't hear it when it's in my pocket.
Paris: Oh, God! Tell me it's not Huntzberger.
Rory: What if it is?
Paris: With the hair, and the chin like he's the fourth Bee Gee?

Gypsy: I'm on your side, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Whoa, yo, Gypsy. What are you talking about?
Gypsy: The breakup.
Lorelai: What breakup?
Gypsy: Yours and Luke's.
Lorelai: We're not broken up.
Gypsy: Break up, split up, separated... whatever you want to call it.
Lorelai: I'd like to call it nothing. We're fine. What is with these ribbons?
Gypsy: Pink for you, blue for Luke. Taylor's idea. That way we all know whose side we're on without having to talk to each other. He's a freak, but I like pink.