Lorelai: Oh, Gypsy, please. Take that ribbon off. I don't want anyone encouraging Taylor on this.
Gypsy: Oh, it's way too late. He's passed out hundreds.
Lorelai: Hundreds?
Gypsy: It was no choice for me. Luke fixes his own truck, so I make bumpkins off him. But you, you don't know a piston from a pepperoni. Lots of money in ignorance. I'm with you.
Lorelai: Okay, great. I'll catch up with you later.
Gypsy: Pink power, baby. We chicks gotta stick together.

Lorelai: I'm afraid of this "more time" stuff. I'm afraid it'll take forty years and that's not good.
Luke: Lorelai.
Lorelai: We'll miss our middle. I want a middle. And the town is dividing us up. I need that to stop.
Luke: Don't.
Lorelai: Luke. I am all in. I'm all in. Please trust me. Let me show you what a great girlfriend I can be. But I can't wait. We can't wait. I need to know what you're thinking right now.
Luke: Fine. You want to know what I'm thinking right now? That I can't be in this relationship. It's too much.
Lorelai: No.

Michel: Well, where is she?
Sookie: I don't know. But she was in charge of everything except the pancakes, and without her all we have are pancakes! They're expecting games and stuff.
Michel: Oh, here's a fun game. Poke out all of the doll's eyes, mix them up, and match them to the right dolls.

Lorelai: Ah, the ribbons. They're all over town.
Rory: I'll just ignore them. Stupid Taylor!
Lorelai: People are going to be all over you with questions.
Rory: Then they'll feel the wrath of the green destiny.
Lorelai: Oh, you'll get bombarded.
Rory: Well, maybe I'll call in some reinforcements. I've got my cell on.
Lorelai: 'Kay.
Rory: Don't go rollerblading or bowling or anything while I'm gone.

Lorelai: Wait, who's Frank?
Rory: Oh, well, I had to get out here, and my car is at the dealer for it's six month service.
So my friend had a car and a driver standing by, so they let me borrow it and Frank, and, well, that explains Frank.
Lorelai: You take your car to the dealer?
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: They're such a rip-off there.
Rory: It says in the book to take it to the dealer.
Lorelai: If it said in the book to drive off a cliff, would you drive off a cliff?
Rory: Yes, I would.

Lorelai: Rory, I'm glad you came, but look how fine I am. I'm surrounded by everything I could possibly need. I even have raw cookie dough, for God's sake.
Rory: That was Lane's idea.
Lorelai: A whole village has seen to my needs. Go. It's time. Look, I'm sitting up and everything.

Rory: Hey, did it ever occur to you when I called to ask you if you wanted to hang out that I meant that it should just be the two of us?
Logan: I actually wasn't sure, the whole thing was a little vague.
Rory: It wasn't vague.
Logan: No, "hanging out" is a little vague. It's not a specific boy-girl thing.
Rory: Well, I can tell you that I wasn't expecting to be Fanny Brice to your Nicky Arnstein.