Lorelai: We wore him out.
Rory: We tend to do that.
Lorelai: Well, we are Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.
Max Medina: Electra Woman?
Lorelai: I think it's time to turn in.

Lorelai: Oh, my God, here. Wow, go with a crunch and a zing and a... Hello!
Rory: Okay, our house is burning and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?
Lorelai: That's not fair. The cake doesn't have legs.

Fran: This is a very crucial decision, young lady. Cake is the glue of the wedding so you will stand here and eat until you decide.
Lorelai: Okay, if you insist.
Fran: I do. After all, what's more important than your wedding day?
Lorelai: Well, it ain't Guy Fawkes Day.
Fran: Yes. I'll just go and see if there's anything else in the back.
Lorelai: Thanks.

Rory: Can I ask you an ethical question? Is it right to be sampling wedding cakes when Sookie's making yours for free?
Lorelai: What is right, anyway? You know, who defines right? And if eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Fran: [o.s.] I'm bringing out a Mocha Crunch Creme.
Lorelai: So, ethics?
Rory: Highly subjective and completely overrated.

Kirk: And here's a sample of some of my black-and-white shots.
Lorelai: Kirk, I didn't know you were into photography.
Kirk: [flatly] It's my passion.

Lorelai: I got to tell you, these are really good for amateur shots.
Kirk: Thanks.
Lorelai: That's me and my parents on vacation in the Berkshires.
Max Medina: Nice-looking family.
Kirk: And those are some self portraits.
Lorelai: Gah! Kirk, you're nude.
Kirk: No, no, I'm wearing Speedos. They're kind of flesh-colored.

Max Medina: Wait a minute. I recognize this.
Kirk: Nice photo, huh?
Max Medina: This is V-J Day. New York, 1945.
Kirk: Right, I include it as an example of the excellence I aspire to.
Lorelai: How much for your services?
Kirk: How about $150 an hour?
Lorelai: How about lunch and the cost of the film?
Kirk: You won't be sorry.

Dean: Well, what movies haven't we seen?
Lorelai: We haven't seen just about all of them.
Dean: They all stink this year.
Rory: They definitely do underestimate our intelligence.
Dean: Plus they stink.
Rory: There are at least five of them featuring someone doing something disgusting with a cow.
Dean: Yeah, they should at least do something disgusting with a different animal.
Rory: We could watch Holy Grail on tape again.
Dean: Okay, but I am not talking in an English accent all evening.
Rory: No fun.

Dean: But tomorrow's our anniversary.
Rory: No, it's not. It's on the 24th.
Dean: That was our old anniversary. We broke up, and got back together on the 6th so using the 24th wouldn't be an accurate count of how long we've been together.
Rory: Unless you consider our time apart as a temporary moratorium on our relationship. You know, like the time kept passing, and we were on a sabbatical.
Dean: Yeah, it's complicated.
Rory: Very.

Dean: So a double date? With adults?
Rory: No, just with Mom and Max.
Dean: What will it be? Like, dinner and dancing?
Rory: Yes, and then we'll enjoy brandy and cigars. No, we'll probably just grab a bite.
Dean: All right, we could do that.