‘The One Without the Ski Trip’
Season 3, Episode 17 - Aired March 6, 1997
As Ross and Rachel struggle to be in the same room as each other, their friends are forced to split their time between them. Rachel decides to take her friends away for a ski weekend.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: You're smoking again?
Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday, I was smoking again. Today I'm smoking, still.
Quote from Monica
Monica: So if your parents hadn't gotten divorced you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: Okay, Monica's are the biggest.
Monica: These tiny little non-breasts? Please. It's gotta be Rachel.
Rachel: No, mine are deceptively small. I mean, I actually sometimes stuff my bra.
Monica: Well, then, your bra would still be big.
Rachel: No, I stuff outside the bra.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: So the "going for help" went well?
Joey: Oh, yeah. Smokey Joe here got halfway to the highway and collapsed.
Chandler: I have the lung capacity of a 2-year-old.
Monica: Then why are you smoking?
Chandler: Well, it's very unsettling.
Quote from Ross
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Ross: Oh, you're one to talk.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I can handle it. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, it's the middle part of my first name.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I was being Shelley Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.
Ross: I know.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Come on. They can be in the same room.
Joey: You should've been there last night.
Phoebe: Why, what happened last night?
Joey: Ross was hanging out at our place. Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturizer from Chandler-
Chandler: Hey, how hard is it to say "something"? Rachel came over to borrow "something."
Quote from Ross
Ross: Oh, please? Can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come, Ross? You're a horrible skier.
Ross: Oh, oh. Hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Maybe we can, like, go to a movie or something. Or the rodeo.