‘The One with Two Parts: Part 1’
Season 1, Episode 16 - Aired February 23, 1995
After Chandler and Joey visit a different coffee shop, they are surprised to find Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, working there. Phoebe is hurt when Joney starts dating Ursula. Meanwhile, Chandler struggles to fire an employee, and Ross attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Alright, can I just ask you one question? Have you two, you know, like, you know? You know? Yet?
Joey: Well, not that it's any of your business, but no, we haven't. Okay? You meant sex, right?
Quote from Chandler
Nina: Do you have a sec?
Chandler: Sure, Nina. What's up?
Nina: I don't know, for the past couple of days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Chandler: Oh, well, maybe that's because they're jealous of us.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Chandler: Well, maybe that's because you're getting a big raise!
Nina: I am?
Chandler: Sure. Why not?
Nina: Oh, my God! You're amazing!
Chandler: Oh, you don't know.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Helen, can you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinder's raise?
Helen: You still want me to send her psychological profile to personnel?
Nina: What?
Chandler: Helen drinks. Will you marry me?
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Okay, I'll take "Idiots in the Workplace" for $200, Alex.
Chandler: It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that she's really, really cute.
Ross: It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Rachel: God, even I know that, and I'm pretty much unemployable.