Nina: Do you have a sec?
Chandler: Sure, Nina. What's up?
Nina: I don't know, for the past couple of days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Chandler: Oh, well, maybe that's because they're jealous of us.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Chandler: Well, maybe that's because you're getting a big raise!
Nina: I am?
Chandler: Sure. Why not?
Nina: Oh, my God! You're amazing!
Chandler: Oh, you don't know.