Phoebe: I don't know what I'm going to do about this coat.
Joey: I'll take it.
Phoebe: That might work.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Huh, all right. What do you think?
Chandler: You're on in five, Ms. Minnelli.

Ross: Her cousin has this great place to sublet. It's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
Joey: That's way uptown. That's like three trains away ... [Phoebe pinches on Joey's neck] ... which is great. I love to ride that rail.

Joey: Now he's moving? What is Emily doing to him? [Phoebe pinches Joey again] He's not even here!

Monica: Oh, he's nice. He's nice. You know, you always stick up for the people ... we fog.

Rachel: What is with that guy? I mean, you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
Monica: Well, you did a little bit.
Rachel: Oh, my God, honey. I'm so sorry.
Monica: I totally forgive you.
Rachel: Really?

Rachel: Oh, my God. Look at these pelts.
Monica: Don't get too attached. She's having it cremated.

Chandler: What is in here, rocks?
Ross: Oh, no, this is my collection of fossil samples.
Chandler: So, rocks.

Joey: Why are you listening to her? Are you crazy? It's not right what Emily wants you to do.
She's totally- Ow! Stop pinching me.

Rachel: No, that is not cool. You don't even know me.
Danny: Come on, you've got the shopping bags and the Saks catalog.
Rachel: So from that, you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't. You know, I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here.
Danny: Do you?
Rachel: Well, you know, if kids like to play with capri pants.

Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?
Ross: Yep.
Phoebe: Oh, good. Because we have an "I'm Sorry" song.