‘The One with the Truth About London’
Season 7, Episode 16 - Aired February 22, 2001
As Chandler and Monica struggle to find someone to officiate their wedding, the truth about their first night together in London comes out. Ross is angry when Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Yeah, totally meant to be. Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Monica: What?
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What?
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Who did you originally want to hook up with?
Monica: Okay, fine, but please don't be upset. I was really depressed, okay? And really drunk.
I wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted, just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey.
Joey: Yeah, baby. No, baby.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You want this scone? It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: [to Ben] Everything okay in there?
Ben: Don't talk to me now!
Rachel: Aw, just like his daddy.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: You know what, Ben? One day, when you are a lot older, I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, my God! This is a six-hour pill. [checks her watch] That's it! I'm out of the woods! Oh, what a relief!
Joey: Good for you.
Phoebe: Oh, it's like huge weight has been lifted! 'cause look, [reading side effects] no hair loss, not a rash, no hives. I'm just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria- Oh.