Monica: You're a really good kisser.
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women.

Ross: Hi. We have a little bathroom emergency.
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
Ross: Before we do, are any of Joey's special "romance" magazines in there?
Rachel: No.
Ross: Okay, all clear.

Ben: Thanks, Phoebe.
Rachel: Yeah, that's Rachel. But whatever.

Ross: What's the matter?
Rachel: You know, it's just, I've never done that before. Me and him, alone.
Ross: Rach, he's not an ex-con.
Rachel: Okay, okay. What do I do with him?
Ross: I don't know, talk to him. Entertain him. Keep him alive.

Ross: Ben, come here. I'm gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay? You gonna be okay?
Rachel: Yeah, I think so.
Ross: I wasn't talking to you.

Monica: What about the third guy?
Chandler: You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest.
Monica: Can you blame him?
Chandler: I'm sorry. I just don't like the idea that when I'm saying, "I do" while he's thinking, "I'd do it too."

Monica: Well, then we still have a problem.
Phoebe: With what?
Chandler: We need someone to perform our wedding but they're all boring or annoying or, you know, can't stop staring at the ladies.
Phoebe: Ooh, you should have one of us do it.
Monica: Phoebe, we're getting "married" married, not "6th-grade" married.

Joey: So did you find anyone to marry you yet?
Chandler: No, but "Horny for Monica" minister called wondering if we're still together.

Monica: Well, I was really sad that night because this guy thought I was Ross's mom. And Chandler, he was really sweet and he consoled me and we drank too much.
Joey: Yeah, baby.
Chandler: And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said good night.
Joey: Oh.
Chandler: But then, later that night
Joey: Yeah, baby.

Monica: Cute P.J.s. You're really living it up here in London, huh?
Chandler: Well, I wasn't exactly expecting company after ... 9:15.