‘The One with the Sonogram at the End’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired September 29, 1994
Still getting over his divorce from Carol, Ross is shocked to learn she is pregnant with his child. Meanwhile, Monica struggles with the pressure of a visit from her and Ross's parents, in whose eyes he can do no wrong, and Rachel plucks up the courage to return Barry's engagement ring.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Monica, what do you think? Are you welling up?
Monica: No.
Ross: You are. You're welling up.
Monica: I'm not.
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
Monica: Oh, shut up.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Hi, Mindy. Hi, it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today. Yeah, he told me. No, it's okay. Really, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy. I really do. And, Min, you know, if everything works out and you guys get married and start having kids and everything. I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose! Okay, I know that was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now!
Quote from Judy Geller
Monica: Actually, we were going to have lasagna
Jack Geller: Oh, I love lasagna.
Monica: Well, we’re not having it.
Judy Geller: Then why did you bring it up? You know how he latches on.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Monica: What?
Chandler: Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.