TV Quotes

Ross: What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Phoebe: That was so weird, huh?
Ross: Why did you do it?
Phoebe: I didn't do it. It was Chandler. He's mad at you.
Ross: What? Why?
Phoebe: Oh, please. I think you know why.
Ross: I can't think of anything.
Phoebe: Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.

Phoebe: Something's missing. Okay, let me see the ring that my friend picked out.
Jeweler: Where's the 1 920s princess-cut ring?
Sales Woman: I just sold it to that gentleman.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Wait, stop. [Alarm blares, iron bars trap Phoebe] Let me out! Now! [Phoebe aims the musket at the jeweler]

Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I found you in my bed, How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair, Little black, little black, little black, Little black curly hair.