Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Ring
Phoebe: So maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you do something different. An engagement bracelet. Or an engagement tiara. An engagement Revolutionary War musket. Chandler: You know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this. Phoebe: Uh-huh. Can't you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?