‘The One with the Late Thanksgiving’
Season 10, Episode 8 - Aired November 20, 2003
When Monica chooses not to host an elaborate Thanksgiving dinner this year, her friends beg her to change her mind. After Monica relents and prepares a huge feast, her friends show up late.
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
Phoebe: I know. Have you considered pageanting?
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.
Phoebe: I've already stuffed a bunch of Brussels sprouts down his pants.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Did someone drop the baton again?
Chandler: Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: What's Emma doing today?
Rachel: Well, let's see, I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is Emma's first Thanksgiving.
Monica: No, it's not.
Rachel: It's not? When was she born?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Okay, but before you say no, my friend Suzanne is entering her kid. And compared to Emma, she's a real dog.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Phoebe, it's just too weird. I just saw a 1 -year-old with pantyhose on.
Phoebe: Oh, I know. We should've been more prepared.