‘The One with the Kips’
Season 5, Episode 5 - Aired October 29, 1998
When Ross finally tells Rachel that Emily doesn't want him to see her any more, Rachel worries that she will be phased out of the group like Chandler's old roommate, Kip. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica's romantic weekend away ends in an argument and leads Joey finding out about their relationship.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: We're switching rooms.
Chandler: Oh, dear God, they gave us glasses.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Sweetie I just want this weekend to be perfect. We can change rooms, can't we?
Chandler: Okay, but let's do it now. Chopper Five just lost its feed.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: All these rooms are fine. Just pick one so I can watch the- Have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: We're supposed to be spending a relaxing, romantic weekend together. What is the matter with you?
Chandler: I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Jeez, relax, Mom.
Monica: What did you say?
Chandler: I said, "Jeez, relax, Mon."
Quote from Chandler
Joey: How was your chef thing?
Monica: It was awful. I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.
Chandler: Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I'd like to know how much the room was because I want to pay my half.
Chandler: Okay, fine. $300.
Monica: $300?
Chandler: Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room.
Quote from Monica
Joey: You know, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I don't think I could do it.
Phoebe: Me neither.
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Who's Kip?
Chandler: Kip, my old roommate. You know, we all used to hang out together.
Joey: Oh, that poor bastard.
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: Pheebs, do you mind if I speak to Rachel alone?
Phoebe: Sure. Bye, Ross. [whispers] Forever.