‘The One with the Ick Factor’
Season 1, Episode 22 - Aired May 4, 1995
The group mock Monica after she admits she lied about her age when she started dating a younger man, but she's surprised to find out she wasn't the only one who lied. Meanwhile, Ross is envious when Rachel reveals she's been having erotic dreams about Chandler and Joey, and Phoebe takes a job as Chandler's secretary.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
Monica: Thank you.
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Monica: He's our age.
Chandler: When we were...
Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: And this man-child has no problem with how old you are?
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue because I told him I was 22.
Rachel: You what?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?
Phoebe: Well, maybe 25, 26.
Monica: I am 26.
Phoebe: There you go.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: [phone ringing] Can you hear that?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Chandler: See, that'll stop when you pick up the phone.
Phoebe: Oh! I'm on.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Mon, I don't understand. You've been dating this guy since his, well, midterms. Why, all of a sudden, are you so..?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Could tonight be the night?
Monica: I don't know. He's a great guy and I love being with him. But, you know things happen when they happen. You don't plan these things.
Rachel: So, did you shave your legs?
Monica: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. Me.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, no, I didn't tell anyone I knew you.
Chandler: Why?
Phoebe: Well, because, you know. They don't like you.
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: I thought you knew.
Chandler: Who doesn't like me?
Phoebe: Everyone. Oh, except for, um, no, everyone.
Quote from Monica
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh, I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.