Phoebe: They even do you.
Chandler: They "do" me?
Phoebe: You know, like, um okay. Okay, um, "Could that report be any later?" [Joey and Ross laugh]
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Ross: Oh, oh, Chandler.
Joey: Yeah, you do.
Ross: "The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Joey: "My scone."
Joey, Ross and Phoebe: "My scone."
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true. [Ross and Joey laugh] That is so not- That is so not- That- Oh, shut up!

Rachel: Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.
Ross: [chuckles] I love it when we share.
Chandler: You okay?
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry. It was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.

Ross: No, it's for Carol when she goes into labor. All she has to do is dial 55-JlMBO.
Chandler: A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid.

Chandler: Tell me what?
Monica: Look at you. You won't even look at him.
Chandler: Oh, come on. Tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

Rachel: All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream that you and I were doing it on this table.
Chandler: Wow.
Joey: Excellent dream score.
Ross: Why would you dream that?
Chandler: More importantly was I any good?
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damned good.
Chandler: Interesting. Because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.

Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
Chandler: Well, Pheebs, I don't know if it'd be your thing because it involves a lot of being normal for a large portion of the day.

Phoebe: [sultry voice] Mr. Bing's office. No, sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Chandler: I'm not in a meeting. I'm right-
Phoebe: And will he know what this is in reference to? And he has your number? All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye-bye. [normal voice] Ross says hi.

Monica: What?
Rachel: Ethan called again.
Monica: Oh.
Ross: You're not seeing him anymore?
Monica: No. Sometimes, things just don't work out.
Chandler: Okay, and this has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym?
Rachel: I did not say anything. I swear. He stopped by.
Joey: Listen. Next time you talk to him could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?

Monica: Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now?
Chandler: Sorry.
Ross: "It's morphin' time."
Joey: Stegosaurus.
Chandler: Tyrannosaurus.

Chandler: Listen. About the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00.