Chandler Quote #226

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Ick Factor

Chandler: Tell me what?
Monica: Look at you. You won't even look at him.
Chandler: Oh, come on. Tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.


 ‘The One with the Ick Factor’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: They even do you.
Chandler: They "do" me?
Phoebe: You know, like, um okay. Okay, um, "Could that report be any later?"
[Joey and Ross laugh]
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Ross: Oh, oh, Chandler.
Joey: Yeah, you do.
Ross: "The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Joey: "My scone."
Joey, Ross and Phoebe: "My scone."
Chandler: I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
[Ross and Joey laugh]
Chandler: That is so not- That is so not- That- Oh, shut up!

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.
Ross: [chuckles] I love it when we share.
Chandler: You okay?
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry. It was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.

 Chandler Bing Quotes

Quote from The One with All the Rugby

Chandler: Janice. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. And also, you said you were going to leave after I got on the plane.
Janice: No. I want to see you take off.
Chandler: Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. [to an elderly woman in line] When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

Quote from The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

Ross: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?