‘The One with the Fake Party’
Season 4, Episode 16 - Aired March 19, 1998
Ross tries to cram in as much time with Emily before she leaves for London. Rachel, hoping to spend more time with Joshua, arranges an impromptu going away ostensibly for Emily. Meanwhile, Joey helps Phoebe out when the pregnancy causes her to crave meat.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What are you writing?
Rachel: Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow, and since I don't have the guts to ask him out I'm gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Chandler: Oh, yeah? "Joshua, give me a call sometime. Guys like you never go out of style." What did you throw away?
Quote from Ross
Joey: You guys seem to be having a good time.
Ross: Yeah. She is amazing, and she's so much fun. And you know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun. I even signed up for helicopter classes. She's leaving in two days. I don't have to do it.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: We both knew we had two weeks together, and then that's it.
Joey: Hey, that's what all my relationships are like.
Chandler: Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: At least you got that cool, pregnant-lady glow.
Phoebe: Oh, that's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: No, no. They don't want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Joshua: Why not?
Rachel: Well, because we get a lot of [nose picking gesture]
Joshua: You know, they ruin it for everybody.
Rachel: I know.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Care for a cherry?
Joshua: No, thanks.
Rachel: You know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue. [Rachel starts choking on the cherry, walks away]
Quote from Ross
Ross: We have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes. Then The Plaza for dinner.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Ross: No, no, no. No. Actually, American surprise parties are very short. It's usually, "Surprise!" Then, "Oh, my God, I'm so surprised. Goodbye!"
Quote from Monica
Emily: Ross, I'm having such a great time. Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little old ladies and host make-believe tea parties.
Ross: Monica said that, did she? Oh, oh, did she tell you that when she was little she was partially responsible for new legislation regulating the strength of swing sets?
Quote from Chandler
Monica: You changed?
Rachel: I decided I needed my lucky dress.
Monica: And lucky means more cleavage?
Chandler: lt does for me.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: The baby just kicked.
Rachel: It's okay. It's okay. If it kicked once, it'll kick again. Everybody just remember where they were sitting.