‘The One with the Ballroom Dancing’
Season 4, Episode 4 - Aired October 16, 1997
When Joey confronts Mr. Treeger for making Rachel cry, he threatens to evict Monica and Rachel unless Joey teaches him to dance. Meanwhile, Chandler calls on Ross for backup when he decides to quit the gym, and Phoebe struggles to resist temptation when she massages an attractive man.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Wait, now, so you joined the gym?
[Rachel laughs]
Ross: And that's funny, why?
Rachel: I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and- Well, that's it.
Quote from Joey
Joey: It's okay. But if I'm Marge my breasts are coming out my back.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I have an enormous crush on you. But since you're a client, I can't ask you out even though you give me the feelings.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So I had a great day. Rick and I hit it off. Then we were making out. Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I started walking around, not knowing what to do next.I sta rted asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. It's really been a bad day, whore-wise.