‘The One with the Baby on the Bus’
Season 2, Episode 6 - Aired November 2, 1995
When Monica's pie gives Ross an allergic reaction, he is rushed to the hospital and leaves Ben in the care of Chandler and Joey. As they try to make the most of the baby's appeal to women, they accidentally leave him on a bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe is outraged when Central Perk hires a professional musician.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Terry's a jerk, And he won't let me work, And I hate Central Perk.
Quote from Monica
Ross: I want to thank you for being there for me. And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand.
Monica: That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand?
Monica: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin?
Ross: Oh, man. Remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
Monica: No. But I remember people telling me about it.
Quote from Monica
Ross: I hope Ben has a little sister.
Monica: Yeah. And I hope she can kick his ass.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey, I have a question. How come it says, "Property of Human Services" on his butt?
Chandler: You are gonna love this.
Ross: Can you hold Ben for a sec? Come here. Come here.
Chandler: Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Why is he still crying?
Ross: Come on, nothing that can’t be solved by happy keys. [rattles keys in Ben's face]
Monica: Yay!
Joey: Yeah, I always feel much better when someone shakes jagged metal in my face.
Quote from Monica
Monica: You want to squeeze my hand?
Ross: Yes.
Monica: Okay, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really. Don't squeeze it so hard. Oh, Ross, let go of my hand!
Quote from Joey
Joey: We live in the building by the sidewalk.
Chandler: You know it?