Monica Quote #112

Quote from Monica in The One with the Baby on the Bus

Ross: Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand?
Monica: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin?
Ross: Oh, man. Remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
Monica: No. But I remember people telling me about it.

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Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, Rach, you want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'm in the shower, And I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Rachel: Of course I clean it. I mean, I will clean it. I mean, I will clean it.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, As needed.