‘The One with Ross's Tan’
Season 10, Episode 3 - Aired October 9, 2003
Rachel and Joey nervously try to spend their first evening together as a couple. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe seek to avoid an obnoxious old friend, and Ross has a spray tan disaster.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Oh, and it gets worse.
Chandler: Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Wait a minute. There's two sets of nozzles! Which one is it? Which one is it? Oh, son of a bitch!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: And she always bragging about all the famous people she's met.
Phoebe: Oh, I know! "I slept with Billy Joel." All right, who hasn't?
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, it's actually our first official date.
Chandler: Wow, so tonight may be the night. You nervous?
Joey: No. This is the part I'm actually good at.
Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-Ioathing?
Joey: It's okay.
Quote from Monica
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just- How'd you get so tan?
Chandler: She went to one of those spray-on tan places.
Ross: You got a spray-on tan?
Monica: Chandler gets pedicures.
Ross: What? You do? Like, with the toe separators?
Chandler: Why? Why?
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: You won't believe who moved back to town.
Monica: I know. Amanda. She called me too. She's the worst.
Chandler: Who's Amanda?
Monica: She's this girl who lived in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and picked up this fake British accent. On the machine, this is her message: "Monica, darling, it's Amanda calling."
Chandler: Are you trying to do a British accent?
Monica: Chandler gets pedicures.
Chandler: Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?
Quote from Ross
Tanning Salon Guy: All right, Mr. Geller, right this way. So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.
Ross: Well, I like how you look. What are you?
Tanning Salon Guy: Puerto Rican.
Ross: Two. I think a two.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Well, how bad is it?
Tanning Salon Guy: Not that bad yet. But it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.
Ross: So how dark is it going to get?
Tanning Salon Guy: You got sprayed with two twos and-
Ross: I'm a four?
Tanning Salon Guy: Yeah, but your back's a zero. You're gonna wanna even that out.
Ross: Really?
Tanning Salon Guy: You might wanna get back in there.
Ross: Oh, okay!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I'm sorry. Again, I don't know what happened. I must be nervous.
Joey: I don't get it. Chandler loved it.
Quote from Phoebe
Amanda: Hello, Monica. It's Amanda calling again. I'm in the neighborhood, hoping I could pop by your flat.
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffamonteezi!
Amanda: Let's see. So should you get this directly ring me back on my mobile.
Phoebe: [in a British accent] Okay, don't hold thy breath.