‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’
Season 9, Episode 7 - Aired November 14, 2002
Ross manages to make Emma laugh by rapping "Baby Got Back". Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to impress Mike's parents, and Joey and Chandler take a tour of Richard's apartment and make a surprising discovery.
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of songs. What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Phoebe: Oh, "Pervert Parade"?
Mike: No.
Phoebe: Oh. "Ode to a Pubic Hair"?
Mike: Stop.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
Chandler: Oh, oh. Listen to the judgment from the porn star.
Quote from Joey
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by- Joey, I would feel more comfortable if this conversation were in private.
Joey: Monica, look, I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore. Not ready to joke about it yet? Okay, I'll see you later.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can look at it whenever he wants.
Monica: Isn't that sad? Can't you see how pathetic that is? Don't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Chandler: Yeah, well, poor Richard, he- I can grow a mustache.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: But I just keep picturing you rolling around with him, with your cowboy boots in the air.
Monica: Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life.
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more because I wanna see how it ends.
Quote from Ross
[Ross and Rachel singing "Baby Got Back" as the rest of the group arrive at their apartment]
Ross: Rachel, please. That is so inappropriate!