Ross: Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.
Monica: Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.
Ross: Well, it needs to be "plicit."

Joey: All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh, did you do anything to make her mad?
Ross: No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. It was pretty intense.
Monica: Yeah, mine too.
Chandler: Mine was a humdinger.
Ross: Okay! I mean don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? [Joey hugs Ross] Not from you!
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Monica: And say what? "You owe me a goodbye." I mean, he's got more pride than that.
Ross: The hell I do!

Ross: I don't get a goodbye? What? Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things!
Rachel: Ross-
Ross: Oh, no, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to 5 people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good [choking noises] Oh. It's physically impossible! You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a- Have a good time in Paris.

Monica: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.
Chandler: Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.
Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea. [Joey gestures getting punched in the head]
Monica: Oh no. You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
Chandler: You couldn't be cool.

Monica: Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: Good. Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I'm harsh with you, it is only because you're doing it wrong.

Chandler: Hey, Mon, I think I've figured out whose handcuffs they are.
Monica: You did? How?
Chandler: Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them ... being used.
Monica: Oh, my God. Let me see.
Joey: Who's that dirty old lady?
Chandler: Monica's grandmother.
Monica: Nana liked it rough!

Monica: Oh, my God. We're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby. Oh God, oh God, I've got to sit down, I've got to sit down.
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Monica: Okay, okay. Okay, I feel a little better.
Erica: Oh! Are you sure?
Monica: Oh! Yes, I'm sure.

Joey: Chandler, wait, wait, wait.
Chandler: What?
Joey: If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.

Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you are in charge of these yahoos.
Ross: You got it.

Phoebe: I hope Ross isn't too upset.
Joey: I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.
Phoebe: Tell me about it.
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.