‘The One with Rachel's Going Away Party’
Season 10, Episode 16 - Aired April 29, 2004
When the gang throw Rachel a going away party, she gives everyone an individual goodbye which drives them to tears - everyone except for Ross.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: Wow, this is quite a spread. What is all this stuff?
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me. So, enjoy: smoked oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Chandler: I know, she's been such a big part of my life. It feels like when "Melrose Place" got cancelled. I mean- Ah, forget about it. I miss "Melrose Place"!
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
Phoebe: Yes. You know, in 6 months the Statue of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Joey: If I had to guess I'd say Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe's doing the punching.
Quote from Monica
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right. Good luck getting another scarf dance from me.
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment.
Quote from Joey
Ross: I could be next. Maybe she won't talk to me if it looks like we're deep in conversation.
Joey: Okay.
Ross: Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.
Chandler: Uh, Rach?
Rachel: Yes.
Ross: Oh, it's okay, Chandler's talking to her.
Joey: I really made you think about that thing, huh?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Uh, Rach, I think I have something that belongs to you.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
Chandler: No, no, no. They're really yours. We found them in your old room.
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with-
Chandler: Don't say Richard!
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes, do you?
Phoebe: Where do you think Mike really is?
Quote from Chandler
Monica: You ready?
Ross: I don't think so.
Chandler: Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years.
Monica: You cried yesterday at the 6 o'clock news.
Chandler: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I think I'm gonna to take off.
Ross: Huh?
Rachel: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.
Ross: What?! I don't get a goodbye?
Joey: Lucky bastard!