Rachel: What you gonna do?
Ross: Excuse me. I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger? Here's another 50. Happy Hanukkah. Will this help with the knob-getting?
Mr. Treeger: No, the place is not open till Tuesday. Am I not saying it right?
Monica: So, wait, you really did like my cookies?
Mr. Treeger: Oh, yeah, they were so personal. It really showed you cared.

Mr. Treeger: Is this mistletoe?
Rachel: No, that. Actually, that is basil.
Mr. Treeger: Ah. If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
Rachel: Yeah, no, it's still basil.

Rachel: Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent.
Monica: Maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.
Joey: Monica, pigeons learn faster than you.

Joey: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath. I hope that's all right.

Joey: Hey, how much did you tip the super this year?
Chandler: Yeah, we were gonna give 50, but if you guys gave more we don't wanna look bad.
Monica: Oh, this year we actually just made him homemade cookies.
Chandler: And 25 it is.

Ross: Hey, Rach. I got you a little present. I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember? Walks downstairs, Alone or in pairs, Everyone knows it's- Just a big spring.

Ross: Okay, you're still mad because of the whole-
Rachel: Horrible and degrading list of reasons not to be with me?
Ross: How about from now on we just call it the "unfortunate incident"?

Monica: Here, let me try.
Ross: Oh, that's right. I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Monica: Hey, it's Funny's cousin, Not Funny.

Chandler: Ho-ho-holy crap is it hot in here.

Joey: Really. You mind if I turn the heat down?
Monica: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinking earlier.