Joey: I'm so nervous, you know? The callback isn't 'til tomorrow at 5:00. I feel like my head's gonna explode.
Chandler: Well, it is overdue.

Joey: It's just, I want this part so much, you know? If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again. No, I didn't say that. That doesn't count.

Chandler: Come on, guys. It's not like I moved to Europe. I just moved across the hall. And we would have you over all the time if it weren't for Monica's allergies. You're right, I could never lie to you. She hates you.

Joey: How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-size version of this? I mean, how crazy would that be?
Chandler: As crazy as soccer?

Joey: You don't even live here anymore. Why'd you answer my phone? I have a machine.
Chandler: Which I bought for you. Taught you how to use it. You thought it was a copier.

Monica: Stop beating yourself up. People make mistakes. These things happen. I hope there aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me, are there? Apparently, you're not very good at it.

Chandler: Joey? Got you the Joey special! Two pizzas!

Chandler: Hello? No, Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message. I think. He's still got a chance for the part? That's great news. Well, no, obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog.

Joey: You might say, "Congratulations!" I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part.
Chandler: Was that supposed to be funny? I was worried over here.
Joey: I'm sorry.
Chandler: You know, sometimes that fake-out thing is just mean.
Joey: Okay, man. I'm sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Chandler: Well, that's good. Because you didn't. And I am incredibly happy for ya.
Joey: That's mean. You had me going there.
Chandler: Eh, we could do this all day.
Joey: Yeah, you're right.

[Chandler and Ross staring at a chess board]
Ross: It's your turn.
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?