Joey: "We've got three minutes till the reactor blows. "We're never going to make it!"
Phoebe: "You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!"
Joey: "No, I won't leave you."
Phoebe: "Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!"
Joey: "No, you're not. Not to me."
Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: I am extremely talented.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. You're great. Okay, let's take it from-
Phoebe: No, I mean, I was really acting my ass off.
Joey: I thought I was pretty good, too.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're solid. You're just no me.
Joey: You know what? I think that's enough for now. I don't want to be over-rehearsed.
Phoebe: Fine. I'll do it without you. I don't need you or anybody else. I'm gonna make it on my own. You'll see! You'll all see!

Chandler: So, what's this thing you're auditioning for?
Joey: It's a new TV show. Yeah. I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"! Yeah, I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He's a computerized humanoid electronically enhanced, secret enforcer. Or, "C.H.E.E.S.E."
Rachel: So, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Joey: That's the title! You know, they really lucked out that the initials spell "cheese."
Chandler: That is lucky.

Joey: "Come on, C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you. Try routing your backup power source through your primary CPU."
Phoebe: "I can't. My circuits are fried. They're fried, I tell you!"
Joey: Wow. "Well, then I'll just have to carry you."
Ross: "That'll be a neat trick ... when you're dead!"
Joey: Ross, you don't have to yell.
Ross: There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent. In fact, for a minute there, I was like, "Ooh, where did Ross go?"
Ross: Thank you. And I have to say that first scene where you meet Mac.
Phoebe: Yeah?
Ross: Oh, my God. I mean-
Joey: And you know what? I think that's enough for today. Thanks for your help.
Phoebe: Holding us back.
Ross: Totally.