Monica Quote #603
Quote from Monica in The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Monica: Stop beating yourself up. People make mistakes. These things happen. I hope there aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me, are there? Apparently, you're not very good at it.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: "We've got three minutes till the reactor blows. "We're never going to make it!"
Phoebe: "You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!"
Joey: "No, I won't leave you."
Phoebe: "Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!"
Joey: "No, you're not. Not to me."
Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: I am extremely talented.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. You're great. Okay, let's take it from-
Phoebe: No, I mean, I was really acting my ass off.
Joey: I thought I was pretty good, too.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're solid. You're just no me.
Joey: You know what? I think that's enough for now. I don't want to be over-rehearsed.
Phoebe: Fine. I'll do it without you. I don't need you or anybody else. I'm gonna make it on my own. You'll see! You'll all see!
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So, what's this thing you're auditioning for?
Joey: It's a new TV show. Yeah. I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"! Yeah, I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He's a computerized humanoid electronically enhanced, secret enforcer. Or, "C.H.E.E.S.E."
Rachel: So, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Joey: That's the title! You know, they really lucked out that the initials spell "cheese."
Chandler: That is lucky.
Quote from Ross
Joey: "Come on, C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you. Try routing your backup power source through your primary CPU."
Phoebe: "I can't. My circuits are fried. They're fried, I tell you!"
Joey: Wow. "Well, then I'll just have to carry you."
Ross: "That'll be a neat trick ... when you're dead!"
Joey: Ross, you don't have to yell.
Ross: There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent. In fact, for a minute there, I was like, "Ooh, where did Ross go?"
Ross: Thank you. And I have to say that first scene where you meet Mac.
Phoebe: Yeah?
Ross: Oh, my God. I mean-
Joey: And you know what? I think that's enough for today. Thanks for your help.
Phoebe: Holding us back.
Ross: Totally.