Rachel: You know what though, guys, I really appreciate that but I'm just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
Chandler: Are you sure? Because our guy smells incredible.
Monica: Would you stop it with that already?

Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Sebastian: No, not really. Why?
Phoebe: No reason. It's just I know a single guy who does care about other people.

Chandler: Are you funny?
Sebastian: Excuse me?
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Chandler: Are you funny? Tell us a joke.
Sebastian: Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.
Phoebe: Well, so do a lot of people.

Sebastian: Actually, I gotta get going.
Rachel: But you-
Sebastian: Give me a call sometime.
Rachel: But you didn't give me your number.
Sebastian: Okay, see you later.
Chandler: Turns out he is kinda funny.

Rachel: I cannot believe you guys. He was really nice and he just left because of you.
Chandler: Yeah, but, "Sebastian"? What is that, a cat's name?

Joey: Phoebe, there you are. Okay, you broke my fridge. You owe me $400.
Phoebe: Okay, sure.
Joey: Really?
Phoebe: Technically, you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last 10 auditions.
Joey: Call it even?
Phoebe: Okay.

Joey: Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?
Chandler: You know the hotels?
Joey: Sure, I was there. Spring Break '81, woo-hoo!
Monica: In 1981, you were 13.
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts. I had a blast. Hey, you know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.

Ross: Look, I don't know if your plans are finalized yet, but l know another great way to blow off steam.
Elizabeth: What?
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?

Chandler: You know what, you're too late, because she's already with our guy.
Phoebe: Oh, my God, you're right, I am too late. They're sitting on the couch and talking.

Chandler: Rachel, you haven't touched Eldad's hair. It is the softest hair. Touch it.